Q. What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
A. He gets taller.

Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A. One’s a low-down, bottom-dwelling mud-sucker…

and the other is just a fish.


Q. What is the difference between a car full of lawyers and an echidna?

A. The echidna has the pricks on the outside

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