The Televangelist

“Bring your problems before the Lord!” cried the charismatic bloke in the shiny suit.

Jim-Bob went up.

“What is your affliction, brother?”

“Can you help me with my hearing?” asked Jim-Bob, humbly.

“The Lord can help you!” cried the shiny-suited one. He grabbed Jim-Bob by the ears and shook him. Backwards and forwards he went. From side to side he went. He kept it up for three minutes and then he pushed Jim-Bob, who fell backwards to the floor.

“How is your hearing now?” yelled Mr Charisma.

“I don’t know yet,” said Jim-Bob. “The hearing’s on Tuesday.”

last edited by Col

where’s that clappy hand emoticon when you need it>

Here ya go. :clap:

are you praying for me Cliff?


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