Singer: What’s up??
Bassist: F*****g Drummer detuned one of my strings!
Singer: Well, what’s wrong with that?
Bassist: He won’t tell me which one it is…
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What do you call two rock guitarists playing in unison.
Difference between a bull and an orchestra.
An orchestra the horns are at the back.
Cynic is a word used by an idealist to describe a realist
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity
Biggest seller in a Music Shop are used drumsticks, leave them on your dashboard and you can park in handicap parking spots
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
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