The secret of long life.

An old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of ninety-eight.

When he died, he left sixteen children, twenty-nine grandchildren, thirty-seven great grandchildren, and a fifteen-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Secret to long life
Don’t die.

ummm… where can i get gunpowder

A delicate blend of sulphur, saltpetre and carbon, light blue touch paper, you should know the rest. …

And. …where the hell have you been?

well me pc shyt itself so now i wait till me missus computer is vacant

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